How clean is your house?

Well, after seeing the TV programme for the first time I think mine is really clean. I could not believe the house they walked into - it had no floor just junk. There were eggs on the floor with a best before date of 1998! They were solid! The place was scary and I was totally mesmerised that anyone could live in such squalor. The bacteria count in the kitchen was 10 times that of the average house. YUK! It took their team of people 7 days to transform the place. It was hard to believe there was actually a house under the garbage but there was! It looked pretty good when they'd finished.