Horoscopes for quilters

Someone posted these on the kiwiquilters list, I don't know the
original source so I can't link or credit it. I could actually
identify with this.

Gemini - May 21 to June 21
If Gemini has been fortunate enough to discover a tutor that has
guided their enthusiasm, their quilts will be imaginative and
versatile. If they are self-taught quilters they will have a
treasure trove of books, magazines, quilting supplies and every
innovation related to quilting, but they probably do NOT have a
single finished quilt! This won't bother them though as they will
convince everyone, including themselves, that this was always their
plan. Being youthful, they love funky projects that use bright
fabrics and dazzling threads; being romantic they love traditional
quilts made with soft pastels and florals; being whimsical they love
the country theme and flannels; being Gemini they love it all! Being
very good with words, they will likely go on to author books as
experts on patchwork and quilting - having never finished a single
project, themselves!